“Healing Through Connection: A Spiritual-ish Guide from Two Humans Who (Mostly) Know What They’re Doing”**

**Sherry (Feminine Energy: “Moon Goddess Meets Overpriced Matcha”)**

Let’s start with full transparency: I once tried to manifest a parking spot using a quartz crystal and ended up circling the lot for 20 minutes. Spiritual growth, am I right? But through Lee’s *“logical lunacy”* and my *“chaotic zen,”* we’ve learned that healing is less about perfection and more about laughing at your own cosmic blunders.

**Feminine Spiritual Wisdom (or How I Stopped Yelling at My Oracle Cards):**

- **The Universe Has a Sense of Humor**: I begged the cosmos for a soulmate. It sent me Lee—a man who once asked if chakras were “Wi-Fi hotspots for the soul.” Divine irony at its finest.

- **Intuition = My Inner GPS (That Sometimes Says ‘Recalculating’)**: Trusting my gut led me to Lee, even though our first date involved him explaining the aerodynamics of a burrito. *The heart wants what it wants.*

- **Sacred Self-Care = Hiding in the Bathroom with Chocolate**: Enlightenment is overrated. Sometimes healing is a $5 face mask and pretending you can’t hear the kids arguing over Legos.

**Why Lee’s My Spiritual Sidekick**:

*“He thinks my altar is a ‘knickknack shelf,’ but he still lights the dang incense. That’s love…

**Lee (Masculine Energy: “Zen Warrior Who Secretly Cries at Dog Videos”)**

Sherry says I’m “spiritually adjacent.” Translation: I meditate… but only because she bribed me with coffee. Here’s what I’ve learned about masculine spirituality (*spoiler: it’s not all kung fu and stoicism*).

**Masculine Spiritual Wisdom (or How I Survived a Sound Bath Without Fleeing):**

- **Mindfulness = Not Punching the Toaster**: I used to think “inner peace” was for people who own tie-dye. Then I realized it’s just not yelling at traffic. Progress!

- **Sacred Rituals = Showing Up (Even When You’re Clueless)**: Sherry dragged me to a moon circle. I spent 40 minutes debating if “grounding” meant literal dirt. Turns out, it’s just… breathing. *Revolutionary.*

- **Strength = Letting Her Burn Sage in My Man Cave**: True love is airing out the “energetic funk” of my gym socks. The things I do for higher vibrations…

**Why Sherry’s My Guru **

*“She says I’m ‘awakening.’ I say I’m tired. But hey, I now know my solar plexus from my spleen. Thanks, babe.”*

**Our “Spiritual” Partnership: A Comedy of Errors**

**Sherry**: Root Camp is where my *“cosmic downloads”* meet Lee’s *“but what’s the ROI on inner peace?”* Think: yoga poses paired with dad jokes.

**Lee**: It’s like CrossFit for your soul. Less burpees, more… *ugh*… feelings.

**Together, We’re the Guides You Never Knew You Needed:**

- **Feminine Flair**: For when you want to cry, journal, and blame Mercury retrograde.

- **Masculine Mojo**: For when you want to *fix* Mercury retrograde with a flowchart.

**Ready to Embrace Your Inner Hot Mess Sage?**

👉 Join Root Camp at: www.relationshipreinvented.com/root-camp-one-sNnES

*(Where we almost have our third eye open.)*

*Sherry & Lee*

*P.S. Donations go to our “Saving Lee from Another Crystal Workshop” fund. Pray for him.*

actually we use donated funds to help those who really need help finding connection of any kind , those who long to go thru rootcamp, those who are serious about going into healing but do not have the means to get programs or workshops or coaching sessions, we offer a scholarship program, there is a current waiting list, all donations are appreciated .

*(PayPal: paypal.me/connectRR)*

*What’s your spiritual vibe: “Sherry’s sage smudging” or “Lee’s ‘meditation = nap time’”?*